Wet weather is great for allowing you to be the a$$hole that you have always dreamed of being. Stopping distances on a wet road are less than on a dry road, so the first step is:
1 - Make all other driver think that you are not aware of shorter stopping distances in the wet.
2 - Ensure that when you are braking overly hard and violently in the wet, that is a collision occurs, it is technically the other persons fault.
3 - When highway driving where two or more lanes are available, after passing another vehicle, be sure to pull back to the slow lane as close to the passed vehicle as possible - remember as an a$$hole driver you goal is to annoy other road users. If you can judge the proximity to cause the other driver to brake in panic, so much the better.
4 - Ok, the road is wet, but it is no longer raining. After passing as in the last example, maintain position slightly offset from the general vehicle paths/tracks, so that your tires are running on wet road. You will be able to judge your results when the vehicle now behind you is forced to use wipers and washers, your goal should be to deplete their washer fluid as much as possible. You may have to slow down to achieve this.
5 - It is snowing and there is coverage on the road. Ignore it, and keep to the speed limit, especially when approaching other vehicles from behind. You can then slow down at the last minute, and proceed to tailgate them.
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