How To Be An A$$hole Driver

There are many ways to be an a$$hole when you are driving your vehicle, so this might well become a regular subject, with extra methods added regularly.

1 - Remember that you are an a$$hole driver at all times.
2 - As an a$$hole driver, it is your duty to annoy all other road users.
3 - As an a$$hole driver, it is your duty to obstruct all other road users whenever possible.
4 - As an a$$hole driver, it is your duty to inconvenience all other road users at all times.
5 - There is a rule in most jurisdictions that says that when you are using the road, you must avoid making other road users avoid you. As an a$$hole driver, you must do the opposite.
6 - Always follow too close, this will intimidate the driver of the vehicle in front.
7 - Always buy large heavy vehicles. This will compensate for your small penis size.
8 - Always adjust your headlights to point slightly upwards when on high beam. This will inconvenience oncoming drivers more than if they are properly adjusted.
9 - Always use high beam when there are no oncoming vehicles, and never dip to low beam when oncoming vehicles appear.

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